• guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

i am not being hit up enough

(Source: ilovesmoothjazz1998, via tennantbutt)


One of my favorite things to do is click on the url of someone who was wrong in a popular text post to see how they’re dealing with their life after they were terribly wrong

(Source: mamiyatomoe, via fuckingscottcaan)